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gruff

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turkeys curse
« on: December 31, 2013, 06:19:26 PM »

Just discovered that I can turn turkey balti into vindaloo with the help of copious amounts of stella, half a bottle of jim beam and a 24 hour in body fermentation process.
More ice please matron, it burns, heeelp!
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 06:50:10 PM »

ewww
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 08:14:57 PM »

Ewwww but true
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2014, 01:52:35 PM »

Bet you forgot to put the loo rolls in the fridge!  ;D
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2014, 03:12:23 PM »

Bet you forgot to put the loo rolls in the fridge!  ;D
bog rolls check,  fridge check. Cant fit bog rolls in the fridge coz its full of  alcoholic beverages. Decisions decisions,  do I take some cans out to make room for the andrex and take a chance of a few warm beers, or use wet wipes with aloe vera?
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2014, 03:33:27 PM »

there is always the Andrex moist toilet tissue, its in a pack like the baby wipes are, can be stored in the fridge so its very cold, and they do one with aloe vera too!  So when you are on the throne, its a little kinder to you!!!
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2014, 03:45:07 PM »

a thread where folk discuss toilet habits ?

has our forum been commandeered by the GGTV lot ?

whatever next!!!
might we be arranging an activists vape meet outside our closest cubicle ?
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2014, 03:48:21 PM »

a thread where folk discuss toilet habits ?

has our forum been commandeered by the GGTV lot ?

whatever next!!!
might we be arranging an activists vape meet outside our closest cubicle ?

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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2014, 03:54:13 PM »

if anyone is suffering arris related problems which cause compulsion to report upon, might I suggest a smear of oragel around the problem area. If symptoms still persist, consult your GP.
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Re: turkeys curse
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2014, 06:02:02 PM »

they had to add a 10th level to dante's inferno to accommodate the personal hygiene and toilet humor that's in so much abundance over there on GGTV.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2014, 06:03:38 PM by justin case »
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