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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #930 on: May 22, 2014, 07:25:09 PM »

Well that sounds like an invitation,  come on lads, its all happening at  chriss bar, whiskey chasers and an ice cold plunge after each round.
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #931 on: May 22, 2014, 08:30:15 PM »

Got reminded of this today when a client rang with a laptop problem.

Hahaha nice one Stew :)))) Feed her to the washing machine Errol!
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #932 on: May 22, 2014, 08:34:48 PM »

Just watched your plunge Capt - awesome mate well done *chuckle* - I just wondered what hte neighbours thought over the fence  :o
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #933 on: May 22, 2014, 09:51:27 PM »

The fire and ice thing reminds me of a misadventure I had, a few year ago when I was a very heavy drinker.
I was walking to work along the canal towpath at approx 05.45 one morning, after a particularly hard binge the night before, and was laughing at the ducks trying to comprehend that the water beneath them had turned to ice overnight. Anyway, whilst feeling  superior to our feathered friends, a bramble managed to get the best of me and deciced the gruff should join them on the ice.
Well yours truly ended up taking a nosedive towards the frozen canal, and in time honoured form, scattered half a dozen mallards and probably as many canal fish in the process.
 As I broke through the ice, I can remember thinking," this is  gonna f√ócking hurt" , but in actuality it didnt. It did however, sober me up, quick smart, and I decided that i would be better off going home than going to work.
 Later that same day, I was informed by my boss that I was not required to return to work, forever, because 30 employees, had been left outside the factory from 06.00 till 08.00 when he arrived to let them in. I tried to explain to him that it werent my fault, but he wasnt having any of it, even though the factory keys had been forsaken to the bottom of said canal.
 Anyway, the next day, trying to make a claim at the jobcentre I was the focus of duck related jokes, with one client adviser saying"why were you dismissed, duck?" , and her manager saying something about being a duck out of water.
 So I decided that employmet at the jobcentre werent for me and I'm not sure if I would like to be a frogman either.
 That was about 20 year ago and I steer clear of canals after binging.
 Lesson learned I think.
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #934 on: May 22, 2014, 09:56:50 PM »

Wow !!! What a story and just glad you were able to self extricate yourself - sounds like that could have ended disastrously
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #935 on: May 22, 2014, 10:33:40 PM »

Not really capitan, I was very, very drunk at the time, and with a raging thirst, I couldve drank the canal dry, ducks n all.
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #936 on: May 22, 2014, 11:50:49 PM »

Good on ya capt :)
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #937 on: May 23, 2014, 01:46:27 PM »

Well done Capt. Thanks for being so considerate with the smiley faces  :)
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #938 on: May 25, 2014, 11:34:47 AM »

Killer Clown Scare Prank!:
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #939 on: May 25, 2014, 12:25:42 PM »

these sort of pranks as funny as they are will end in tragedy one day....either someone will have a heart attack or stroke or someone will pull a gun out and shoot the person doing the prank...it's going to happen.
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #940 on: May 25, 2014, 12:35:40 PM »

or someone will pull a gun out and shoot the person doing the prank

I agree with you Pete.......in somewhere like America that could well happen!
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #941 on: May 25, 2014, 12:54:39 PM »

I wouldn't suggest such pranks here in Florida, we are all a bit trigger happy and heavily armed.
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #942 on: May 31, 2014, 08:11:15 PM »

we all know Evian (the bottle of water for around a quid) - and probably everyone knows already how it reads if you view it through a mirror.

well here's their TV ad demonstrating a mirror reflection, but it is infact rather a good advert

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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #943 on: June 01, 2014, 05:53:08 PM »

Very good  :)
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Re: Funny Videos you've found on the Net
« Reply #944 on: June 04, 2014, 12:31:57 AM »

Rolls-Royce Lego Trent 1000:
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