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Author Topic: Christmas Vodka Cake  (Read 1039 times)

Wayne

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Christmas Vodka Cake
« on: November 14, 2012, 11:26:02 AM »

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)
 
1 cup sugar
 1 tsp. baking powder
 1 cup water

 1 tsp. salt
 1 cup brown sugar
 Lemon juice
 4 large eggs,
 Nuts
 1...bottle Vodka
 2 cups dried fruit.
 
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.




Edit. Must read all threads, Big Bill already posted this :P
« Last Edit: November 14, 2012, 11:42:20 AM by Wayne »
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RebelPants

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Re: Christmas Vodka Cake
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2012, 12:51:14 PM »

Such a good joke,
Worth the second mention.  :P
Goodluck,
Reb  8)
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Capt12B

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Re: Christmas Vodka Cake
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2012, 01:08:01 PM »

Just substitute whiskey for vodka and it will be an entirely new recipe
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Re: Christmas Vodka Cake
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 03:05:09 PM »

Well wayne i got to this one first, good joke buddy
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Re: Christmas Vodka Cake
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 05:17:52 PM »

Its an oldie but a goodie  ;D
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