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Author Topic: 10years ago i bought a xmas tree and walked 2 mile down the road  (Read 1446 times)

emtronea

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today i bought a mattress for £40 in a sale at a shop, normaly free delivery

and omg  :o they added £15 delivery on top, so it wasnt a sale it was a ploy, a very good ploy i must say so my self  :D, i said hell no, do u realise who i am, i am mr crazy, so i walked 2miles with a mattress on me head, it took 55mins i was really impressed with my self  :D normaly it takes 55mins to jog a mile n half so i was dumb founded  :D

moral of the story, put tishoo in ya bum cheeks so u dont get a squidgy bottom  :D

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Re: 10years ago i bought a xmas tree and walked 2 mile down the road
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 06:06:00 PM »

I would have loved to see a pic of you carting the mattress back on your head  :P
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10years ago i bought a xmas tree and walked 2 mile down the road
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 06:08:05 PM »

I would have loved to see a pic of you carting the mattress back on your head  :P
hahaha!! And a far shot with the tissue in your bum!!
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Re: 10years ago i bought a xmas tree and walked 2 mile down the road
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 06:13:47 PM »

today i bought a mattress for £40 in a sale at a shop, normaly free delivery

:o they added £15 delivery on top, so it wasnt a sale it was a ploy,
Emtro ... you forgot your unique x-man power and emtroneatic ability ... for had you threatened to sleep on your new matress where it rest ... im positive they would have waived the delivery charge with immediate effect.
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today i bought a mattress for £40 in a sale at a shop, normaly free delivery

:o they added £15 delivery on top, so it wasnt a sale it was a ploy,
Emtro ... you forgot your unique x-man power and emtroneatic ability ... for had you threatened to sleep on your new matress where it rest ... im positive they would have waived the delivery charge with immediate effect.

Lol, either that or threaten to show them a pic of your old one.
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Re: 10years ago i bought a xmas tree and walked 2 mile down the road
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 09:45:27 PM »

the smell from tesco bakery next door woulda kept tryn to break my xmen ability so decided to use my dont iive a hoot ability  :P
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